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eibborn ([personal profile] eibborn) wrote2011-04-08 07:46 pm
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dear almost everyone, you will not miss anything if you skip over this

HEY [profile] couldbesunshine

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PO: I think it would be nice to be a seadweller.
PO: I would have a lighthouse.
PO: And I'd plunder sea wrecks.
EA: + no you wouldn't, you'd be like a blackrom hussy. piss everyone off and need a million auspitices, and then someone would eventually kill you!!!!!
PO: Naw.
PO: I hate people.
EA: + exactly!
PO: Hmm...
PO: Actually, that sounds awful.
EA: + yepppp you'd be all 'NO JESUS I HATE YOU PLATONICALLY' and they'd be all
PO: And since I hate everyone, and for trolls hate=love... I'm sure I'd find a way to make this work.
PO: Yes!!
PO: Platonic hate for the wins!!
EA: + "cmon stop playin these games wwith me its not fair"
PO: NOT ERIDAN OH GOD NO. THAT IS HORRIFYING.
EA: + "you knoww you want a piece a the prince so lets stop doin this and just get together already"
PO: STOP TRYING TO BREAK MY BRAIN PLEASE
PO: I would just get a stable kismesis and tell everyone I'm taken.
PO: Problem solved!!
EA: + "horrifying i had no idea your feelins for me wwere so strong dont you think youre movin a bit fast"
EA: + "not that i mind glub glub"
EA: + THAT WOULD BE YOUR LIFE

AND LATER:

PO: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
PO: NO WAIT. Eridan would love you!!
PO: Because you pity him.
EA: + woooooow look at those strong fee
EA: + what
PO: You are flushed for Eridan!!
PO: Hate vs pity!!
PO: You are all about the pity!!
PO: HA HA
EA: + uhh
PO: BACKPEDDLE NOW, BITCH!!
EA: + it's not a very strong pity though
EA: + so
PO: Yeah, but it's more than he gets from anyone else!!
PO: He'd be all over that!!
EA: + i mean it's more of a conciliatory pity!
EA: + like uh
PO: HAHAHAHAHA
EA: + I wouldn't mind hanging out with him & giving him relationship advice
PO: YOU ARE PALE FOR ERIDAN!!
EA: + i mean im horribly ill equipped but
EA: + oh god shut up
PO: WHEREAS I JUST WANT TO DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH HIS HEART!!
PO: I SO WIN!!
PO: You're even considering how it would work!!
EA: + fine you can be the blackhussy and i'll be a pink two wheel device!
PO: lol!!
PO: Okay, fine. My option is the better one, anyways.
EA: + not so sure about that
EA: + you're the one filling pails with him!
PO: Whaaaaaaaat??
PO: No!!
EA: + yeppppp
PO: That is not what would happen!!
PO: It would be unrequited!!
EA: + oh come on this hate is so pure
PO: UNREQUITED!!
EA: + i'm only looking out for my moirail here
PO: MY HATE FOR EVERYONE IS SO PURE YOU MORON
EA: + there's really no reason for you two to deny what you have
PO: I AM BLACKROM WITH THE WORLD!!
EA: + i mean ok he can come on a bit strong, but you basically just admitted that-
EA: + yeah
EA: + see, you do too!
PO: NO!!
EA: + no one is safe from your dark flirtations
EA: + so why not give the guy a chance!
PO: I do not come on strong. Everyone is safe!!
PO: And I will not!!
PO: Ever!!
PO: Ever ever!!
PO: Never!!
PO: Ever!!
EA: + oh wow this is so adorable
EA: + neither of you could confess your feelings
EA: + well don't worry i could act as a go-between
PO: NO
PO: NO NO NO
EA: + WHO'S A DEAD RUSTBLOOD NOW, FISHFACE?
EA: + hehehe

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